What Is Twerking

What Is Twerking

It's that time again!  Another post on a nearly random Google auto complete.  I usually try to be as generic as possible but sometimes Google needs a little nudge.  I started to just put "what is" in but all I got was boring stuff like "what is my ip?", "what is love", and "what is the best way to get rid of a body".  Just kidding about that last one.  It doesn't come up unless you type the whole thing in.  Had to learn that one the hard way!  By typing it in I mean, not by getting rid of a body.
Anyway, I was going to add "the" to the end of "what is" and as soon as I hit "t" I got "what is twerking".  What IS twerking? I thought.  I was stumped.  As you may have guessed by now I'm not much of a dancer.  If you hadn't guessed that, then you must not be one either.  Twerking is a dance move.  The name is derived from the term "to work it".
According to Wikipedia, twerking is shaking the hips in a up and down motion causing the bottom to jiggle.  And yes, I had to consult Wiki for this.  Sadly, I am such a stereotypical white man, it is tragic.  No rhythm whatsoever.  I even have an irregular heartbeat..  But fortunately, I didn't ONLY consult Wiki.  I also consulted Youtube.  If you would like to see how to twerk, check out Howcast's video here.
If you would like to see ME twerking it, please send me $10,000 because I'm afraid that's the only way it's going to happen.  I had started to say a million dollars because everyone says that but then I thought about it and realized, yes, I could live with a little bit of humiliation for ten thousand dollars.  I'm not set up to take credit cards at this time but please contact me for info on how to deliver payment.  Cash customers will receive a live performance.
As always, I want to hear back from you.  Did you see a good auto complete you want to share?  Do you have a topic you would like me to expound upon?  I want to hear about it!