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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

What Is A Molly?

What Is A Molly?

God bless you, Google!  Thanks to your auto complete, I can find answers to questions I never would have thought to even ask.  Like "What is a molly?" which I got just from typing "what is".  Now I know of a brand new recreational drug that is sure to hasten the Zombie Apocalypse we all know is coming!
According to Snopes, a molly is a pill filled with a delightful blend of cocaine, crack (crack is made from cocaine so I assume they mention it twice because it is in both forms), ecstasy, meth and my personal favorite, bath salt!  OMG!  Apparently none of these deadly drugs was good enough for some people.  We had to mix them up in a blender and put them and pill form.  And get this:  It is usually taken while smoking marijuana!
Molly's effects on the body include slowed heart rate, sweating profusely due to overheating and heart and kidney failure.  There is very little research on this drug so not much is known about it's long term effects.  Um...really?  I'm no doctor but going to venture a theory that there will NEVER be much known about it's long term effects.  Because there ARE NO long term effects.  Because there IS NO long term!
If you don't have a SHTF bag (look it up) packed yet, now might be a good time to do so.  If this drug goes viral, you can be pretty sure face-eating will be the new national pastime.

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